Wednesday, 31 August 2016

Epos Propagandum (part 2)

The third crusade ended, pious idealism as well

The crusades that were to come were pretty sick I tell

Forty years later Turks took Edessa State

So Pope Eugenius III called the second Crusade

Saint Bernard of Clairvaux made it seem vogue

The Eastern Latin speaking states to go

To protect the land from the infidels once more

To fight for the Catholics another holy war

Kings Louis of France and Conrad of Germany

Soon set off upon the merry way

To meet in Acre then set off for Damascus

But they couldn’t get on and results were disasterous

Turks killed them all and they never arrived

And that was the end of the second try

Twenty years after that

A Sunni Kurdish warrior lad

Called Salah ed-Din had

Somehow brought all Moslem sects

Together to reject

The western intrusions

But not with total exclusion

He became Sultan of Egypt

Was naturally equipped

With diplomatic savvy

Such good relations had he

With Syrians Egyptians and Turks

That all prepared never to shirk

In ridding the Middle East

Of ruling Popes and Priests

His wisdom was in tolerance

Of religious observance
Surely it was better for him

Not to have his servants fighting

Amongst themselves

Might as well

Not hassle the Shi’ites but let them pray

Then all fight together on the battle day

Moslem and Christian respected him

That warrior that we call Saladin

Had more of an innate chivilary

That the Knights had ever dreamed to be
Around this time King Baldwin IV of Jerusalem
Died young of leprosy gruesome

And Saladin much wanted the Crusader States

He went to the desert and stung Tripoli first

He goaded them out and they died of thirst

Acre was next

And then all the rest

Till Jerusalem

Was taken by Saladins’ men

Once he had victory

Ed-Din felt no need

To kill all his conquered

Like the Catholics did

I imagine them shuffling sheepishly home

Embarrassed at how the Crusades were going

Or maybe some stayed and learned quite a lot

Of what ways this strange eastern culture had got

Pope Gregory VIII called for the third crusade

To win back Jerusalem again

In Jesus’s holy name

There was King Frederick Barbarossa of Germany

Also King Phillip II of France

And it’s here where Richard the Lion Heart

Makes his dramatic entrance

Raping and pillaging in Normandy

Had made up most of his youthful days

Yet this was a man brought up with troubadours

And he wrote and sang a bit as well y’all

Especially when needing a ransom

Yes and of course he was handsome

Eager to crusade he sold much property

To finance his armies properly

Would have sold London if he had someone to buy

He once said that you know I don’t lie

He fell out with Phillip his friend on the route

Frederick drowned at Tarsus and then there were two

Who were not getting on and the Germans dispersed

Richard and Philip split up at first

Philip failed at Acre but Richard took Cyprus

Then they came together and were really quite decisive

Acre fell with no Saladin there to rally his men

Richard took the prisoners and just killed them

At which point Philip left saying he was ill

His French troops would follow French Richard still

But the chivalry of Saladin could only go so far

And he came with three times his foe in war

Yet Richard charged and soundly routed them

Then set off for Jaffa destination Jerusalem

But the French without their King would not follow through

So Richard captured Ascalon for something to do

Then set off again for Jerusalem but still could not win it

The Hospitalier and Templar Knights advised not to begin it

Saying even if it was took it could not be kept

A lesson today’s leaders would do well to recollect

Gazing from afar at the city Richard screens his eyes with a shield

Knowing he could not win it back or make the Persians yield

Yet he smashed Saladin at Jaffa with not that many men

Went on to claim a strip of coast but never Jerusalem

At which point they’d both had enough

For each other they were too tough

Saladin was sick of war

Richard wanted home once more

For he’d heard John his own kin

Was up to a bit of throne nicking

A peace treaty was writ and Richard kept his strip

Of Tyre to Jaffa plus Antioch and Tripoli

Muslems kept Jerusalem but Christian pilgrims could go there

Acre became the head crusader state and this is where

The third crusade ended, pious idealism as well

The crusades that were to come were pretty sick I tell

These Knightly jaunts to nab the land

Of turban wearing Saracans

Was to reconcile Byzantium

And Roman Churches into one

That’s what Urban II desired

But it seemed the plan backfired

The fourth Crusade was the coffin nail

Hammered in to make it fail

This time Pope Innocent III

Commissioned armies to go by sea

From Venice through the Med to Egypt

But they never achieved it

The chief Magistrate Doge of Venice

Said Hungary is a menace

They’ve taken our town of Zara

We don’t want them to get farther

If you go and use your sword blades

To Egypt I will give you free passage

So Zara was seized and given the sack

When the Pope heard this his mood turned black

He excommunicated the Crusaders and the Doge as well

For actions like that they would go to hell

Whilst in Zara the Byzantium King Alexius came by

Who wanted to be restored, with father to his pride

Of position in Constantinople

He wondered if they were noble

Enough to help them get set up as Kings

If they did it was quid’s in

Of course they obliged

But tensions ran high

And though the two were made co-emperors

The Crusaders just kicked in the Royaldoors

It seemed that no cash was forthcoming

So they smashed up the Palace and running

Round town they sacked the whole place

It was humanities worst disgrace

Citizens were massacred

Surely every acre bled

Looting rioting rape and fire

This was not a purpose higher

This was Constantinople’s new Latin Empire!

Never yet has the church split been mended

Down the centuries so many men dead

Causes no healing possible to make

What kind of message shall we take?

Pope Innocent called for a fifth Crusade

But died before it got underway

This time they got to Egypt and took port Damietta

But striving to realise their long spun vendetta

Many died of disease in the Nile Delta

Then were trapped en route to Cairo where fate dealt a

Telling but not so cruel blow

A truce returning Damietta and they all could go!

These Muslims did not want to kill for the sake of it

They must have had another take on it

A culture much grander had made them more wise

They saw not just power and carnage with their eyes

And news of this was breaking through

Into thick western skulls, who give them their due

Had never seen nothing like the east at all

And so bits of this knowing would change the whole world

The Sixth was a curious turn of events

And ones which could lead to no regrets

Pope Gregory IX made the call this time

Emperor Fred of Germany said he would. Fine

But he never set sail and the Pope had enough

Excommunication he gave from heaven above

But Fred sailed to Palestine and drew not his sword

Achieving a great deal with diplomatic words

Yes for a span of ten years duration

Nazareth and Bethlehem and Jerusalem

Were given as Crusader nations

From further east the Mongol Tribes

On tiny quick ponies west were riding

Over Asia to Bagdad with Genghis Khan

Khwarismian Turks turned tail and ran

In their turn they did Jerusalem it was 1244

Pope Innocent IV called for Crusade once more

And Saint Louis IX King of France

Said he’d give it a chance

Getting to Egypt it was Damietta again

Which he quite easily claimed

But heading for Cairo he was captured on the way

To free up the army a huge ransom had to be paid

Near Nazareth Muslim Mamluks stamped out the Mongols

Captured the Christian towns Caesarea and Jaffa and on to

Antioch which they Muslim made

This little action led to the eighth crusade

Which Louis IX took on but died of disease

When they had only reached as far as Tunis

Edward of England a chivalrous prince

Of all this fighting wasn’t convinced

Thought it all corrupt and Louis was gone

Thought diplomacy better and wasn’t wrong

He brokered ten years of truce

With those Egyptian Mamluks

Waited for his wife Eleanor to give birth

Back in England was crowned Edward the first

That was the end of the Crusades to the Holy Land

What a mockery of God’s holy plan!

Two other crusades remain

These not to the Holy Land

One was to Occitania in southern france

The Cathars were Christian but did their own thing

And this the weight of the State on them did bring

The North was wanting to extend its power

So dubbed them heretics and on them glowered

Till the Albigensian Crusade of 1209

Had them all exterminated in double time

More times soldiers set of on these parades

But I’ll end with the sad Children’s Crusade

Three thousand children both French and German

Set off to conquer the Holy Land

Nick and Steve were their military guides

They were all sold as slaves or died

Richard got called the Lionheart ‘Coeur de Lion’

Because he proved it beyond

Any doubt in the Holy Lands

Yet things didn’t go as planned and

Heading back home

Leopold the fifth of Austria

Accosted him somehow or other

Letting Byzantine Holy Roman Emperor brother

Henry the Sixth slam him in jail

This caused English complexions to pale

As the ransom was a third of the countries wealth

A special tax levied at the poor was dealt

And Eleanor had to make sacrifices of her own

While Richard composed and thought of his throne

When he got out he crushed the coup

That John had been trying to do

Also regained lands lost to Philip once his friend

Though that friendship had long met it’s end

A brutal and arrogant King of great violent force

The ‘Good King’ of children’s books of course

Was slain by a child with a crossbow bolt

In dying Richard bewailed that he was at fault

Had remorse for undutifulness to his Father Henry

Wishing they might be reconciled when he

Saw him in the next world fast approaching

So Richard the Lionheart was buried close to him

His half brother John

Had been dying to get on

That Throne

Now it was his own

‘Bad King’ is how he is usually stereotyped

Certainly wasn’t liked

For he taxed to the max

And abused the fine administration

From when his dad ruled the situation

Richard had taken the Throne

Which Henry never condoned

But John was never appeased with gifts of terratory

He had failed to rule in Ireland temporarily

But now he was King he could do anything

But his actions caused many changes to ring

He did have a hard time John the Bad

But I don’t think I’ll feel too sad

He teamed up with Philip to little avail

Could not corrupt his taxmen when Richard was in jail

Saw to the murder of his nephew

Lost his French Lands too

Spending years trying to get them back

Was called John Lackland ‘cause land he lacked

Excommunicated for not accepting the papal candidate

John was steadily sealing his fate

The barons were fed up with John’s dismal campaigns

Incurring some new tax they had to pay

So revolted, took London then some time after

Drew up a thing called the Magna Carta

This was in Runnymeade by the Thames

A piece of paper as a means to an end?

It all shows John up as an appaling King

Yet modern constitutions stem from this thing

It declared the rights of Feudal times

Here’s the briefest of outlines

1. The Church would elect it’s own people

2. Large sums had to be given under consent

3.No man to be punished exept under common law

John grudgingly signed but delayed

Biding time for French to invade

The Barons offered French Louis the Throne

But were kicking off quite well on their own

In the midst of this chaos John died

Invasion and revolts going off on all sides

His son Henry was only nine

And was put on the Throne at this time

When rebellion caused by John

Was with the barons in the North going on

London and the south east

Were controlled by the French Dauphin Louis

Though the Henry was not very old yet

He had loyalty from the Midlands and South West

William the Marshall , Henry’s first Regent

Teamed with Barons and got Louis out the Region

Louis favoured too many Frenchmen in his Court

A big battle at Lincoln was how Louis’ lesson was taught

He went back to France to be King

Where it was less hassle for him

William governed followed by Hugh de Burgh when the Marshall died

And Henry III ruled in earnest from age twenty five

The land owning barons were keen

That things didn’t carry on as they had been

Kept on about the Magna Carta

Always to make it harder

For the King to have such total control

And by the same feudal rules be held

Nobles Barons and freeman felt the same

They wished perceptions rearranged

To see England as a community lot

Rather than just bits and bobs

Of independent principalities

Patchwork quilt localities

Of Manors owned by a few

And villages scattered through

Barons also wanted a say

In matters of state

Called a great council together

Kicked out the Chancery and the Exchequer

So the power of the King

And the government machine

Was answerable to their new councillors

Saying the State couldn’t tax too much or

Act irresponsibly with it’s power

Hoping that this would allow a

Broader governance than before

With wise council and restricting laws

The Barons thought this would be a tonic

But still Henry wound them up something chronic

By installing Frenchmen in the government

And Italians in the church meant

Regular English couldn’t get a place

It was quite some disgrace

And that wasn’t half of it

The Church had grown a bit

Corruptly covering Europe

So had plenty of scope

For extorting money

From all and sundry

For instance the English had to finance

A myriad officials working all over Christendom

Had to provide work and parishes

For any Italians who to England had come

The Barons were right peeved at this

Acquiescense to papal control buisness

And asserted national independence

In 1258 things had come to a point

When failed campaigns in France and Wales

Meant Henry had to put his land up for sale

And somehow pay for loads of new churches

Rome punched in the purse where it hurts yes

The last straw was financing the Pope versus Sicily

Another dismal failure actually

The Barons demanded reform there and then

Henry was forced to make a bargain

Something called the Provisions of Oxford was signed

That the Barons had designed

Letting them control the Realm

Henry was still at the helm

But could do nothing without it being known

This was OK at first

But gradually got worse and worse

Till bickering brought it low

And cracks began to show

Then Henry asserted himself

Stuffed the Provisions where it hurts

And caused a Civil War

Henry’s son Edward I lost it in Lewes in 1264

The baronial winner was Simon le Montfort

Brother in Law to Henry in the Angevine Court

For both King and Son it was imprisonment

Whilst de Montfort had the government

He went down well because of his family

And because he took reform seriously

Simon knew smaller landowners needed a say

As well as the substantially more moneyed

So summoned Knights burgesses and baronial gents

To the world’s prototype parliament

Where high and low could speak their mind of words

In House of Commons and House of Lords

It didn’t strictly mean that the poor had a voice

They were spoken for and had no choice

This was what it lead to though not formalized yet

The idea was just settling when up came a new threat

Gloucester’s Earl dropped out and Edward did escape

Those two got together and to arms they did take

Simon de Montfort was at Evasham slain

Henry was released and resumed his reign

Though it was Edward who had the power

His father was old now and maybe a bit sour

A failed soldier, politician and what bites to the core

His era was Kingship restricted by Law

Edward by contrast seemed to grasp

The modern notions and take to task

The letter of the Law decreed

Which called a King supreme

Judge and legislator yet also deemed

His subjects to be protected

(This last bit his father had rejected)

The King should rule with advisers

To council on all matters arising

Apparently he did so good for him

Cared for his subjects did this King

Though he was shrewd with the cash flow

And made a mobile retinue

Comprised administrators judges clerks

Magnates who went as part

Of a King’s household and council

That anytime anyplace could fill

In forms and have a deep chat

Find out where it was at

And what to do for the best

When it came to England’s interests

His refining of laws decreased feudal holdings

As more and more land the crown was owning

And the King alone could make you a vassal

No more could you take your house to church and sell

The land was getting turned into commodity

Inch by inch was given to the Monarchy

People might have felt protected by their Lord

But on these fine points might have felt unsure

Writers report that he did very well

Certain it was that his coffers did swell

For those not his subjects foreign policy was aggressive

He walloped the Welsh to give them the message

King Lywelyn ap Gruffydd died and lost his country all

Wales was placed under English civil law

Edward built new castles there

And English Royals since then declare

Their eldest sons to be hailed

As mercy me, the Prince of Wales

He had small success in Celtic Ireland

Negotiated France but was drawn to stand

Against incursions from Philip of Gascony

Yet in the end made a peace treaty

And retained the land won in parley

That he had before the fight

Gentlemen’s agreement, alright

Scotland in the lowlands was feudal

And in the mountains it was tribal

Edward saught through negotiation

For Margret of Scotland to marry his eldest son

She was the legitimate heir

But died on the way there

Edward had cleverly got a right to intercede

As the Scots feudal Lord, can you believe!

So could choose from claimants and chose John Baliol

Who as Lord took Edward on

But the Scots would not fight for the English King

Who invaded and soundly kicked them in

Causing Baliol to abdicate

And Edward to take his place

The Scots well hated this

And William Wallace

Incited rebellion most stirring

And defeated the English at Stirling

The next year however Edward fought back

Defeating Wallace at Falkirk

For several years the resistance went on

Till Wallace was caught and faced execution

He died but others took up the bitter fight

Robert the Bruce an heir’s grandson had the might

Had some victory but nothing outright

Then Robert some tricks from a spider learned

And smashed Edward for good at Bannockburn

Thus for many centuries

Scots hated Sassanacks almost entirely

Foreign policy had cost Edward sore

So he instituted taxes to pay for these wars

The Great Council meetings now called Parliament

Now showed Edward what justice meant

In the Magna Carta there is the clause

That says no King is above his Laws

And that taxes are levied only with consent

Of the Realm as spoke for by Parliament

While all this was happening, over in Japan

There happened the birth of a remarkable man

Born in Awa Province to seaweed farmers

His name was Zennichimara

Which changed at 16 when he took his tonsure

The guy wanted to be a monk for sure

And Rencho was the name he took

His big question

For the Japanese nation

Was why if so many practised

So much to so many Buddhist

Gods then why was there everywhere war

Why was life so demeaned what was the cause

Of the earthquakes and disasters and marshall law

Did they truly portent doom for all

Why when the prayers were made

Did they not do their job and save

Why were streets so often full of corpses

Pestilence crime murder and disease

A year before his birth in 1221

A struggle had broken out that affected everyone

The Imperial Court had tried to break free

From the Regent Hojo Yoshitoki. Not so easy

The Shogunate military heavies did a coup

Deposed the Emperor and got someone new

People prayed much to a Buddha called Amida

He lived to the East in a realm far

Too far away to reach in this lifetime

But in the next one you’d be fine

Rencho studied all he could find

Read every text to fill his mind

With knowledge of Sutras Treatise and Law

Looking for truth searching for flaws

That compromised Shakyamuni’s original wish

He wanted to accomplish this

And grasp the kernel that transmits

The Buddha nature surely within

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